Part 1 : (scroll down for part 2)

Gruezi Mittanand,

I have to interrupt my tales of mirth, making merry and the occasional cheating Death escapades for a very important announcement. I just got the following mail and being the philanthropist the letter claims I am, I have generously decided to share half my fortune, which comes to around 3 million dollars with all of you, my faithful blog addicts. All you have to do is tell me what I should do. Choose wisely, your life may depend upon it. And maybe your fortune too.. Ha ha ha ha….(sinister laugh, yes?)

FROM THE DESK OF MOHAMMED BIN
LAW CHAMBERS LEGAL
SOLICITORS/PRIVATE LAW
23 JIN JANG KEPONG FADASON
KUALA LUMPUR
MALAYSIA
PHONE : +60146394724


ASSALAMUALAIKUM:…….

Your e-mail address came up in a random draw conducted by our law firm,MOHAMMED BIN Law Chambers in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia My name is MOHAMMED BIN (esq). A personal attorney to our late client Mr.ABDUL SAAZ who worked for an oil firm in Malaysia, Mr.ABDUL SAAZ a well known Philanthropist,before he died, he made a Will in our law firm stating that $6M (six million U.S. dollars only) should be donated to any Philanthropist of our choice overseas. We have made a random draw and your name and e-mail address was picked as the beneficiary to this Will. I am particularly interested in securing this money from the Bank, because they have issued a notice instructing us to produce the beneficiary of this Will within two weeks which happens to be you or else the money will be credited to the Government treasury as per law here. It is my utmost desire to execute the Will of our late client. You are required to contact me immediately to start the process of transfering this money to any of your designated official account. I urge you to contact me immediately for further details bearing in mind that the Bank has given us a date limit. Please contact me urgently via my personal email address as follows:xxx@yahoo.com. (of course it’s not xxx@yahoo.com. I just don’t want you stealing the fortune that is rightfully mine…hehe)

CONGRATULATIONS
Regards

BARRISTER, MOHAMMED BIN [Esq].
ENDEAVOUR TO USE FOR THE LESS PRIVILEDGED.


So peeps, what do you propose I do ??

since none of you gave any entertaining suggestions…

It’s amazing how stupid some people think the rest of the world is. If there are people out there who will just give out his personal details to a random guy who promises six million dollars, then those people should be first publicly ridiculed and then shot, or at least neutered. Anyway, a little googling told me that our dearly departed Mr. Saaz, who wants to bequeath his millions away (to me!!) , worked not only for an oil firm in Malaysia, but also for one in London, Dubai and California. What is truly amazing is he has millions stashed away in each of these places which are being given away by his lawyer, known in various places as Barrister Mohammed Bin, Barrister Lawrence Chiong , and Barrister Parker Williams. Not only does he have three names (of three different cultural backgrounds) , but he is also an esquire! Now, how cool is that ?!

So I thought I’d explore things a little further by actually replying to the mail. Bear in mind, it may sound a little daft because I had to lower my intelligence level to that of an imbecile (which isn’t really much of a drop for me, because as I have said many times before, God has endowed me with an unbelievably LARGE {I know when you put endowed and large in the same sentence we are usually talking about something else, so get your minds out of the gutter } amount of stupidity)

FROM THE TABLE OF DEEPAK PADMAKUMAR

WA ALAYKUMASALAM

I am being greatly happy in reading your e-mail . I am a hardly working engineer , and very religiously praying to God to make my life easy. Today He is blessing me for long years of praying. It is a miracle you chose me.

I am also greatly thanking Abdul Saaz Sir for he be such a great man, and helping needy man like myself. I also deeply thanking you Sir, for you being kind like this. Instead of taking money yourself, you are giving people like us chance to make it come up in life. May God bless you!

Like you, I am also desiring you to execute will before you becomes late (like Abdul Saaz..hehe ) and as you are urging, I contacting immediately for giving of the further details. I am also wanting to save the money from the government.

Thanking once again with Regards this time,

Let’s hope he replies…..